Nothing is complete without fun and laughter. Its also said that laughter is the best medicine. So why not to make every day of our life humorous. Valentine’s day has come and we all are really excited about it.
It may turn into one of the best days of your day and even worse. So on this day that is 14th Feb – valentines day, here are some of the latest collection of Humorous Valentine’s day quotes to make you feel happy, which will certainly make you laugh. So read and enjoy these valentines day humorous quotes.
Best Hilarious Funny Valentines Day Quotes Status
Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
Never sign a Valentine with your own name. ~Charles Dickens
Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. ~Jay Leno
It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button. ~Anonymous
I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen…!
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics. ~Anonymous
Sales Ad at a Store: ‘You are my one and only’ valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5. ~Anonymous
Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. ~David Letterman
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.” – Cheese Humorous lines for valentines day
Love is friendship set on fire. Jeremy Taylor
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. Jerome K. Jerome
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe ‘Go To Hell’.