{"id":719,"date":"2018-04-27T21:49:19","date_gmt":"2018-04-27T16:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.99status.com\/?p=719"},"modified":"2018-04-27T21:49:19","modified_gmt":"2018-04-27T16:49:19","slug":"funny-status-in-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/funny-status-in-english\/","title":{"rendered":"TOP*} Funny Status For WhatsApp In English 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Funny<\/a><\/p>\n

Every WhatsApp User wants to use famous and unique quotes status and\u00a0whatsapp video status on her WhatsApp but today I am today going to publish the Best Funny Whatsapp Status.<\/p>\n

Short and famous Funny Whatsapp Status In The English language are given below, you can check the collection of Whatsapp Status In English from given below list.<\/p>\n

In life, I need only you!
\nWhen I think about you…I don’t feel so alone…<\/p>\n

My father always told me,
\n‘Find a job you love and you’ll
\nnever have to work a day in your life.!!<\/p>\n

It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote.
\n”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.!!<\/p>\n

Am gonna Make my Status
\nbetter you too Focus on your Status only..!!<\/p>\n

4G 3G Tan Pind Ghat Aunde Ne,
\nApan 2G Net_Pack Naal Saar Laine Aan,
\nSade Kol Kehra Das HD Aa Camera,
\nThoda Pic Te BLUR Jeha Maar Laine Aan..!!<\/p>\n

That moment when a question on a test is
\nso hard that even your inner voice is like
\n\u201cFuck this shit lets work at McDonald\u2019s\u201d.!!<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t you wish people could be like money,
\nso you could hold them up to the sun and
\nsee which ones are fake and who are real.!!<\/p>\n

Love your Girl Like You Love Your Hot Coffee
\nEnjoy it before its Hotness Goes…!!!<\/p>\n

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You.
\nThe Bad News? I Have No Good News.
\nAnd The Good News? I Have No Bad News.!<\/p>\n

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.!<\/p>\n

Sometimes when I say I am okay what I really want is for someone to hold my hand,
\nlook me in the eyes and say you’re are not okay, here is $1000.!<\/p>\n

People always say everything happens for a reason.
\nSo remember every time when I punch you in the face,
\nthen remember I have a reason ..!<\/p>\n

Kissing is a means of getting two people so
\nclose together that they can’t see anything
\nwrong with each other.!<\/p>\n

People say everything happens for a reason.
\nSo when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.!!<\/p>\n

If you’re going to do something tonight
\nthat you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,
\nsleep late. -Henny Youngman!!<\/p>\n

A man asks a trainer in the gym:
\n\u201cI want 2 impresses that beautiful girl,
\nwhich machine I can use?\u201d Trainer replies: \u201cUse the ATM\u201d..!!<\/p>\n

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Even if you are a mass murderer,
\nInternational rogue,
\nand children Abductor,
\nPeople Will Still bless you
\n“continue to be who you are” on your birthday.!!<\/p>\n

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
\nOne who gets an enormous amount
\nof likes and comments on their posts.
\nAnd the others are men.!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every WhatsApp User wants to use famous and unique quotes status and\u00a0whatsapp video status on her WhatsApp but today I am today going to publish the Best Funny Whatsapp Status. Short and famous Funny Whatsapp Status In The English language are given below, you can check the collection of Whatsapp Status In English from given […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":408,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Funny-Marathi-Status.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pclearnings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}